Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
