your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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