wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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