lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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