So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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