Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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