glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
