Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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