The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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