is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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