Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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