Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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