I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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