see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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