i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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