Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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