Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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