Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
God, I missed his penis.
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