Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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