I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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