she was so not down for the gang bang
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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