Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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