i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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