: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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