i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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