i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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