can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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