I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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