i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
