Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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