Well apparently he's into motor boating.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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