Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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