I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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