Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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