tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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