It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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