Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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