I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Holy sore nipples Batman
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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