so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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