you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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