All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i think i have two assholes
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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