Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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