i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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