How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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