party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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