I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
