My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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