it was like eating out sand paper
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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