It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Help. Why am I so naked?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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