i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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