your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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