how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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