there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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