ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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