they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you had me at cake vodka
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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