I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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